While on a publicity tour for his latest album, Born and Raised, John Mayer apologized for remarks that he made about former flames. In 2010, the rock star told Rolling Stone of ex Jessica Simpson, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy,” Mayer said. He has since apologized for those TMI moments, telling NPR’s All Things Considered, “When you’re just open, but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage.” So, Mayer is calling himself out, but is it too late?

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Jason Biggs has been on a roll, lampooning controversial stories in the media since Jason Russell’s infamous meltdown. The dude most famous for sticking his thing in an apple guy hasn’t been on anyone’s radar since his famous role, but it’s hard to argue that his outspoken stunts are hilarious. His latest features him and his wife mocking the breast-feeding mom on Time Magazine and it’s hilarious, even if it’s a just a cry for attention.

What do you think? Jason Biggs the pie guy, dick or bro? Vote here.

Do you guys remember Mischa Barton? Don’t feel bad if you don’t, but Marissa from the OC has been trying to get back in the limelight, but dressing up like a panda and getting into a sloppy make-out sesh? Maybe you need a new agent Mischa? The falling starlet is starring in photographer Tyler Shields’ new shoot, which features a bunch of furries going at it. Maybe we’re out of touch, but this doesn’t seem like the best comeback strategy.

With all of the news surrounding Lindsay Lohan lately, you would think the hoople would be reflected on Glee, where Lohan made a cameo. Not the case, with rumors of diva behavior and the buzz surrounding her new role as Elizabeth Taylor, the Glee episode with Lohan had lower ratings than the previous week. We let out a little sigh of relief. Maybe we’re finally getting to that elusive point where people will stop caring about Lohan since she doesn’t do anything except party.

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Charlize Theron is regarded as one of the most beautiful women in the world, but she growing up, it may have been hard to tell. The Oscar-winning actress revealed that until the age of 11, she didn’t have any teeth. Okay, just a wee bit frightening! (Picture that in your head.) “That was tough, you know, being in school having photos taken while I was pretending I had teeth. It was hideous.” Will the image of a toothless Theron be burned into your mind forever?

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One of John Travolta’s accusers has dropped his allegations against the actor, which leaves one to go. We would like to think that Mr. Grease Lightning is really all that he’s cracked up to be, but we’ll have to see what happens with Travolta’s other alleged boy toy. Either Travolta is the victim of slanderous gold diggers or the jig is finally up.

What do you think? Dick or bro? Vote here.

At a recent performance of his Million Dollar Piano show in Las Vegs, Elton John threw a little hissy fit. The pop legend reportedly came on 20 minutes late, left 25 minutes early and threw his water on the stage several times. Is John trying to compete with Celine Dion for the title of top diva on the strip? We hope not because we have tickets and sitting in the splash zone doesn’t sound all that appealing.

Jennifer Lopez has been toying with the media by swirling rumors that she may leave her role as a judge on American Idol. Knowing J. Lo, as soon as she tastes the bitter cold of being out of the spotlight, she’ll come crawling back. Even though we think her place on AI is more permanent than she would let on, we still don’t like Lopez jerking everybody around. Put up or shut up, J. Lo.

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thedailywhat:

Repentant Douchebag of the Day: After retreating to Montana and avoiding the spotlight for two years, John Mayer surfaced this week on The Ellen Degeneres Show, where he admitted to being a giant douche in 2010 interviews with Rolling Stone and Playboy.

It sort of rocketed me into adulthood… it was a violent crash into being an adult.

Incidentally, Mayer’s latest album, Born and Raised, drops May 22.

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With Two and a Half Men’s season 9 ending yesterday we can’t help but think about Charlie Sheen, the former star who fought the network and walked away from the hit series. For an entire week after “Sheen-Gate” people were helplessly reciting his buzz words like “tiger blood” and “winning”, an annoying phenomenon rivaled only by the “I’m Rick James Bitch” epidemic of 2004 (thanks a lot Chappelle). Now that he’s gearing up for his new show, Anger Management, what do bros think? Is Sheen co-founder of The Brocial Network or is he just another dick in disguise? Charlie Sheen- Dick or Bro?

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The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises are easily going to be the two biggest blockbusters of 2012, but which director deserves to be called the bigger bro? Joss Whedon wrote and directed The Avengers, adding yet another smash hit to his already amazing resume. Christopher Nolan made a huge name for himself with the newly re-booted Batman Trilogy, and of course Inception was one of the biggest films of 2010. Of these two superstar filmmakers, who gets to sit in the bro director’s chair?

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Sacha Baron Cohen stars in The Dictator coming out May 16th, but what do bros think about him? Best known as his fictional personas Ali G, Borat and Bruno, Baron Cohen is trying something different by eliminating the reality parts of the movie and having the whole thing scripted. He’s a legend in England and Borat was a huge hit in America, but does that automatically grant him bro status? Vote dick or bro and seal his fate forever.

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