gq:

Actual Letters, Actual Readers.

Via GQ’s Will Welch, who explained to me that “N.B. is some old school legalese. Nota bene… ‘note well’ ie pay motherfuckin attention.”

Huh. Did not know that.

While on a publicity tour for his latest album, Born and Raised, John Mayer apologized for remarks that he made about former flames. In 2010, the rock star told Rolling Stone of ex Jessica Simpson, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy,” Mayer said. He has since apologized for those TMI moments, telling NPR’s All Things Considered, “When you’re just open, but not honest, then you start free-associating garbage.” So, Mayer is calling himself out, but is it too late?

John Mayer, Dick or Bro? Vote here.

Jason Biggs has been on a roll, lampooning controversial stories in the media since Jason Russell’s infamous meltdown. The dude most famous for sticking his thing in an apple guy hasn’t been on anyone’s radar since his famous role, but it’s hard to argue that his outspoken stunts are hilarious. His latest features him and his wife mocking the breast-feeding mom on Time Magazine and it’s hilarious, even if it’s a just a cry for attention.

What do you think? Jason Biggs the pie guy, dick or bro? Vote here.

Do you guys remember Mischa Barton? Don’t feel bad if you don’t, but Marissa from the OC has been trying to get back in the limelight, but dressing up like a panda and getting into a sloppy make-out sesh? Maybe you need a new agent Mischa? The falling starlet is starring in photographer Tyler Shields’ new shoot, which features a bunch of furries going at it. Maybe we’re out of touch, but this doesn’t seem like the best comeback strategy.

With all of the news surrounding Lindsay Lohan lately, you would think the hoople would be reflected on Glee, where Lohan made a cameo. Not the case, with rumors of diva behavior and the buzz surrounding her new role as Elizabeth Taylor, the Glee episode with Lohan had lower ratings than the previous week. We let out a little sigh of relief. Maybe we’re finally getting to that elusive point where people will stop caring about Lohan since she doesn’t do anything except party.

Which dick is more washed up? Vote here!

Charlize Theron is regarded as one of the most beautiful women in the world, but she growing up, it may have been hard to tell. The Oscar-winning actress revealed that until the age of 11, she didn’t have any teeth. Okay, just a wee bit frightening! (Picture that in your head.) “That was tough, you know, being in school having photos taken while I was pretending I had teeth. It was hideous.” Will the image of a toothless Theron be burned into your mind forever?

Does that change how you feel about Chralize? Vote dick or bro here!

entertainmentweekly:

Our office is now the proud owner of this JWoww-branded beauty pack. It contains a bottle of perfume — “A smell so sensual it could only be JWOWW’s,” reads the package — and a tube of “shimmering body lotion.” We sprayed the perfume once, and now fear that the smell will linger into 2013.

At least it doesn’t smell like the gym, the tanning salon, or the laundromat. Or the Smoosh Room.

We can bear-ly contain our joy

One of John Travolta’s accusers has dropped his allegations against the actor, which leaves one to go. We would like to think that Mr. Grease Lightning is really all that he’s cracked up to be, but we’ll have to see what happens with Travolta’s other alleged boy toy. Either Travolta is the victim of slanderous gold diggers or the jig is finally up.

What do you think? Dick or bro? Vote here.

At a recent performance of his Million Dollar Piano show in Las Vegs, Elton John threw a little hissy fit. The pop legend reportedly came on 20 minutes late, left 25 minutes early and threw his water on the stage several times. Is John trying to compete with Celine Dion for the title of top diva on the strip? We hope not because we have tickets and sitting in the splash zone doesn’t sound all that appealing.

Jennifer Lopez has been toying with the media by swirling rumors that she may leave her role as a judge on American Idol. Knowing J. Lo, as soon as she tastes the bitter cold of being out of the spotlight, she’ll come crawling back. Even though we think her place on AI is more permanent than she would let on, we still don’t like Lopez jerking everybody around. Put up or shut up, J. Lo.

Who’s the bigger dive dick? Vote here.

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Undergarment of the Day: With a smart-yet-simple solution to the dreaded cameltoe, an inventor named Shannon just might have positioned herself to take over the lucrative underwear industry — her new Camelflage panty promises to “smooth out women’s Labia Majora all over the world!!”

It all started one day in yoga class:

Cute tight little yoga pants, front row, right by the big mirrors for the whole class to check out my yoga poses, and something else… the dreaded… “cameltoe.” That’s where the idea for Camelflage was conceived. I looked at department stores, online for a solution for this problem. There was nothing. There were blogs and YouTube videos posted of women complaining about the same problem “cameltoe,” and how embarrassing it was for them. They were needing a solution too. So, I designed a patent pending women’s panty that has a built in flexible, breathable, insert to smooth out her “Labia Majora” AKA “cameltoe.” Covering the insert is a Sportek wicking fabric that pulls moisture away from your body and keeps you dry.

Available in thongs or briefs.

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